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Sunday, 17 August 2014

funny and best jokes and messages

Best and funny awesome jokes and messages


 
I'm going to stand outside. 
So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
 Now, when someone adds me on Facebook,
 it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

A kid was crying standing outside his house. 
A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?" 
Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house." 
Passer by: "Who is your father?"
 Kid: "That is what the fight is about."

Behind every successful student,
 there is a deactivated Facebook account.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody,
so when I see stupid crap people post, 
I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Facebook is like a fridge, 
you keep checking it and nothing has changed.






Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
 One boy throws his bag out the window. 
Teacher: who just threw that?!
 Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

Wife: "What are you doing?" 
Husband : Nothing.
 Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." 
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

One day little boy was digging a hole in his back yard.
 The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
 "Hello kid, what are you up to?" he asked. 
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him,"
 Johnny replied. "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
 "That's because he's inside your cat!"

I changed my password to "incorrect". 
So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

Teacher: Why are you late? 
Ramu: Because of the sign. 
Teacher: What sign? 
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

A: Why are you late?
 B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
 B: No, I was standing on it.














When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote www.facebook.com

Your 100% beautiful
Your 100% lovely
Your 100% sweet
Your 100% nice
& your 100%
stupid to believe these words!




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